Post by Geberia on Jun 30, 2005 10:01:20 GMT -5
This is something I got off the I-net that I thought you guys might get a kick outta -
If Biblical Headlines Were Written by Today's Media
On the Red Sea Crossing -
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Enviromentalists killed
On David vs. Goliath-
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock
On Elijah on Mt. Carmel-
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST ITNO FRENZY
400 Killed
On the Birth of Christ-
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple
On feeding the 5,000-
PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples mystified over behavior
On healing of the Gadarene demoniac-
MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer's Investment Lost
On raising Lazarus from the Dead-
FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Will Reading to be delayed
If Biblical Headlines Were Written by Today's Media
On the Red Sea Crossing -
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Enviromentalists killed
On David vs. Goliath-
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock
On Elijah on Mt. Carmel-
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST ITNO FRENZY
400 Killed
On the Birth of Christ-
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple
On feeding the 5,000-
PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples mystified over behavior
On healing of the Gadarene demoniac-
MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer's Investment Lost
On raising Lazarus from the Dead-
FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Will Reading to be delayed
That IS what the media would say...