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Post by Triphus (Titanian) on Jan 14, 2006 16:10:43 GMT -5
it's 43 muscles to smile.....i've heard of that one too
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Post by Armany on Jan 14, 2006 16:18:11 GMT -5
www.despair.com I love those things! They're so funny! Indifference: It takes (however many, I can't remember now, that should tell you something) muscles to smile, and 17 to frown, but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face. Yea, those things are pretty funny. Oh yeah! That was another one of them. I didn't know they were on the web, though. |
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Post by Triphus (Titanian) on Jan 14, 2006 16:23:20 GMT -5
Arrogance: The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
Cluelessness: There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
Do it Later: The early worm is for the birds. <This is GREAT!!!!
Inspiration: Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
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Post by Armany on Jan 14, 2006 16:32:12 GMT -5
Here's some more of those quotes from despair.com- thanks to heartofgold for pointing them out. They're called, rather appropriately, "Demotivators." Blame- The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. Planning- Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress. Here's another one that I figured I'd post the picture for, just for better understanding:  |
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Post by Armany on Jan 14, 2006 16:46:29 GMT -5
A possible slogan for CT? ;D j/k  |
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Post by falklands on Jan 20, 2006 21:31:20 GMT -5
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
668: The Neighbour of the Beast.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.
A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
A computer beat me at chess once.
But, it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Post by Armany on Jan 21, 2006 9:46:18 GMT -5
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. My teacher showed the class that last year. You can read it, even though it's misspelled. Pretty cool. Here's some more of those "Demotivators," just for the fun of it:  Anyone here not a fan of outsourcing? ;D  |
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.........what am I supposed to write? Something inspiring?
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Post by Teckor on Jan 23, 2006 15:58:10 GMT -5
MILITARY QUOTES"Death or glory, which awaits you I do not know, but as for me, I am finished" -Lieutenant in the Zulu War (sry, can't remember his name) "Whatever happens, we have got The Maxim gun, and they have not." -Couplet by Hilaire Belloc "I do not order you to attack, I order you to die." - Mustapha Kemal Regular QuotesCarpe Diem (Latin) "Sieze the day." (I'm pretty big on military history  can ya tell?)
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can ya tell?)