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Post by Armany on Oct 29, 2005 21:33:21 GMT -5
LOL That's a good one!
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Post by falklands on Oct 30, 2005 9:20:33 GMT -5
This is one of my all-time favourites:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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Post by gynovia on Oct 30, 2005 19:14:21 GMT -5
hehehehe  now that is funny |
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Post by Triphus (Titanian) on Oct 31, 2005 18:47:47 GMT -5
my mom is always saying "if you have nothing good to say don't say anything at all" and that quote totally proves this one.
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Post by Armany on Oct 31, 2005 19:51:35 GMT -5
LOL ;D
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Post by Armany on Oct 31, 2005 20:10:54 GMT -5
Another good guote:
"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here..."
~ Alighieri Dante, from his work The Divine Comedy, also known as The Inferno
This quote is very foreboding, but makes us realize the finality of Hell's torment.
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Post by falklands on Oct 31, 2005 22:33:54 GMT -5
"The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 meters per second squared."
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Post by gynovia on Nov 1, 2005 9:43:20 GMT -5
;D
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Post by falklands on Nov 1, 2005 11:01:57 GMT -5
"The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead."
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Post by homeskoolers on Nov 21, 2005 22:36:08 GMT -5
"Don't worry about your life, you're not going to make it out alive anyways."- Me
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Post by falklands on Jan 12, 2006 13:49:47 GMT -5
Here's one I made up yesterday.
"There is no cheese," saith the fool.
If you don't get it look up Proverbs ;D
I don't suppose it's that funny, but if I said it out loud...
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Post by heartofgold on Jan 12, 2006 13:56:37 GMT -5
Alright, here we go.
"The only think that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless."
Nicolas Chamfort (a look into my sense of humor here).
"I like life. It's something to do."
Ronnie Shakes
"Cats are smarter that dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow"
Jeff Valdez
One of my all time favorites...
Dear Sweetheart:
Last night I thought of you.
At least I think it was you.
Love Letter by Snoopy (Charles Schulz)
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Post by falklands on Jan 12, 2006 14:10:53 GMT -5
LOL ;D
Another one I made up. Suppose your sibling has forgot to wash his face and now it's looking really bad. Well, you can say to him:
"My friend, you have commited a dermatalogical inaptitude."
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Post by heartofgold on Jan 12, 2006 15:13:29 GMT -5
Here are some quotes by one of my favorite authors, Douglas Adams. (besides the one on my avatar). A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Life is wasted on the living. The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened. Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. You live and learn. At any rate, you live. By the way, Douglas Adams was a devout atheist, wrote the funniest book ever with a horrible message (nothing in the universe matters, have fun, and don't panic), and so, became my favorite author.  |
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Post by Triphus (Titanian) on Jan 12, 2006 16:00:52 GMT -5
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
^^^i totally agree with this one
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
^^^^^i live by this one
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
^^^i definitely love this one
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Post by falklands on Jan 12, 2006 20:16:42 GMT -5
Hey, you're overwhelming my (petty) efforts to inject some of my own humour in here! Go away or I'll build a highway through your planet!
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Post by heartofgold on Jan 12, 2006 23:22:12 GMT -5
Hyperspace bypass, get it right (or else).
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Post by falklands on Jan 13, 2006 11:09:31 GMT -5
Hyperspace bypass, get it right (or else). Ever heard of spite? |
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Post by falklands on Jan 13, 2006 12:01:04 GMT -5
Hey, who dropped me two karma points? Everything I have said that may seem not very nice was actually meant in the dryest sense of humour ;D
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Post by steelsheen on Jan 13, 2006 13:43:09 GMT -5
Hey- at least you HAVE Karma. I only have *sniffsniff* 3. But then again........ and I don't think it was me who dropped your Karma- I did drop somebody's the other night though....
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Post by Geberia on Jan 13, 2006 14:06:25 GMT -5
*audience gasps* You DROPPED someone??! How darest thou!! |
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Post by steelsheen on Jan 13, 2006 14:27:23 GMT -5
You know me, Hannah.  |
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Post by heartofgold on Jan 14, 2006 0:09:03 GMT -5
Hope it wasn't me... (I'm pretty sure it wasn't, Steelsheen doesn't me, do you?  ) |
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Post by Armany on Jan 14, 2006 8:22:39 GMT -5
My Math teacher has these funny pcitures with quotes hanging on the walls of his classroom. At first glance, you'd think that they were inspirational, but upon further examination, you find that they're rather funny non-inspirational sayings.
Here are a few that I remember:
Idiocy- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
Failure- (This one has a picture of a sinking ship) It may be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning for others.
A Picture with a title I can't remember- You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots that you do. (Don't really get that one, but hey, it sounds good.)
Yet another picture with a title that I can't remember- Hard work pays off over time; laziness pays off right now.
Like I said, not exactly inspirational quotes! ;D
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Post by heartofgold on Jan 14, 2006 11:34:13 GMT -5
My Math teacher has these funny pcitures with quotes hanging on the walls of his classroom. At first glance, you'd think that they were inspirational, but upon further examination, you find that they're rather funny non-inspirational sayings. Here are a few that I remember: Idiocy- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers. Failure- (This one has a picture of a sinking ship) It may be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning for others. A Picture with a title I can't remember- You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots that you do. (Don't really get that one, but hey, it sounds good.) Yet another picture with a title that I can't remember- Hard work pays off over time; laziness pays off right now. Like I said, not exactly inspirational quotes! ;D I love those things! They're so funny! Indifference: It takes (however many, I can't remember now, that should tell you something) muscles to smile, and 17 to frown, but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face. Yea, those things are pretty funny. |
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now that is funny
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