Post by falklands on Mar 30, 2006 12:48:24 GMT -5
How Not To Conduct A Hate Campaign - by Falklands - approved by TD
1. Give Yourself A Silly Name
You want to be subtle and insinuating. A simple “Anti-so-and-so” isn’t going to be the chant with the screaming mobs. Well, you can do it, of course, but be prepared to have your behind hurting with the force of the local publicist’s boot.
2. Pick The Guy In The Throne Room As Your Target
In general, you want to have someone defenceless as the focus of your slander campaign. It’s usually accepted that the guy with the goons can fight back, don’t you think? Well, maybe not the guy, but the goons can, anyways.
3. Insult His Henchmen
If you accuse the people around the leader of being “yes-men”, paid cronies that shamelessly do his dirty deeds, you just might run into a little trouble. When you have second thoughts, you might begin to recant and quickly believe that they aren’t actually, but you don’t really want to find out for sure, do you?
4. Insult The People You Are Trying To Have On Your Side, Against Your Target
When you are trying to drive a wedge between some people of authority and your target, it’s probably best to not insult them, twist their words, and insinuate that they are doing something that they are not. Of course, there are some people in this world that are gratified with each bit of false accusation against them, but you’re not usually going to find such wackos around. For that matter, go to a place where some wackos with authority live. Then maybe it’ll work. Otherwise, you might get a slap in the face besides the treatment you got from the goons.
5. Accuse People Of Things They Didn’t Do
If you falsely accuse lots of people of misconduct, you’ll probably by this time have a huge welt from where the first publicist kicked you, due to all the different publicists around the country who’ve seen fit to have you expelled from their lofty halls. When you present some misdemeanor as fact that nobody remembers doing, that must mean they didn’t see it happen, therefore only you must have seen it happen, in which case only you did it.
6. Insult The Populace
If you claim that the populace is thinking and saying things that they aren’t, really, then either you’re insulting them by plain false accusation, or you’re insulting them by saying they’re living a lie. Either way, you’d better scram before you get mobbed. But you might have been mobbed anyway, by mobsters with baseballs bats. That’s beside the point, but you’d better scram anway.
7. Be The One You Are Attacking
There’s just no need for explanation, folks…
1. Give Yourself A Silly Name
You want to be subtle and insinuating. A simple “Anti-so-and-so” isn’t going to be the chant with the screaming mobs. Well, you can do it, of course, but be prepared to have your behind hurting with the force of the local publicist’s boot.
2. Pick The Guy In The Throne Room As Your Target
In general, you want to have someone defenceless as the focus of your slander campaign. It’s usually accepted that the guy with the goons can fight back, don’t you think? Well, maybe not the guy, but the goons can, anyways.
3. Insult His Henchmen
If you accuse the people around the leader of being “yes-men”, paid cronies that shamelessly do his dirty deeds, you just might run into a little trouble. When you have second thoughts, you might begin to recant and quickly believe that they aren’t actually, but you don’t really want to find out for sure, do you?
4. Insult The People You Are Trying To Have On Your Side, Against Your Target
When you are trying to drive a wedge between some people of authority and your target, it’s probably best to not insult them, twist their words, and insinuate that they are doing something that they are not. Of course, there are some people in this world that are gratified with each bit of false accusation against them, but you’re not usually going to find such wackos around. For that matter, go to a place where some wackos with authority live. Then maybe it’ll work. Otherwise, you might get a slap in the face besides the treatment you got from the goons.
5. Accuse People Of Things They Didn’t Do
If you falsely accuse lots of people of misconduct, you’ll probably by this time have a huge welt from where the first publicist kicked you, due to all the different publicists around the country who’ve seen fit to have you expelled from their lofty halls. When you present some misdemeanor as fact that nobody remembers doing, that must mean they didn’t see it happen, therefore only you must have seen it happen, in which case only you did it.
6. Insult The Populace
If you claim that the populace is thinking and saying things that they aren’t, really, then either you’re insulting them by plain false accusation, or you’re insulting them by saying they’re living a lie. Either way, you’d better scram before you get mobbed. But you might have been mobbed anyway, by mobsters with baseballs bats. That’s beside the point, but you’d better scram anway.
7. Be The One You Are Attacking
There’s just no need for explanation, folks…
Darn. (dodges bricks.)
lol
