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Post by gynovia on Mar 23, 2006 20:19:04 GMT -5
I think alot of them do it with out realizing that it is wrong, they've always said it,and ppl around them swear, so they're fine with it. I'm not trying to make excuses for them though, cuz its wrong to take Gods name.
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Post by Chocolate Bar on Mar 23, 2006 23:36:45 GMT -5
hehe, this is a poem I saw. it's about evolution
EVOLUTION
James H. Hunter
Once I was a tadpole, grubbing in the mire,
Till I became ambitious and started to aspire,
I rubbed my tail so vigorously against a sunken log,
It disappeared completely, and I found myself a frog
I struggled from my puddle and jumped upon dry land,
And the feeling that was in me was glorious and grand,
It made me kind of frisky, so I hopped around a tree,
Till I landed in the branches as happy as could be,
And there I spent some aeons evoluting without fail,
Till I became a monkey and grew another tail,
But still I had ambitions as the aeons quickly sped,
So I descended from the tree and walked the earth instead,
Till my tail got tired with trailing on the hard ground everyday,
And twice within my process that appendage passed away,
Once again I evoluted, and, believe it if you can,
I awoke one summer morning and found myself a man!
Now you tadpoles in the mire, just think what you may be
If you'll only in your puddles start to climb the family tree,
I am the genus homo, finished for all the world to see
For when I told my story, I was giv'n a Ph.D
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Post by gynovia on Mar 24, 2006 12:23:21 GMT -5
hehehe  thats a good one Choco. |
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Post by Geberia on Mar 24, 2006 13:33:13 GMT -5
LOL, cute poem!
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Post by falklands on Mar 24, 2006 18:22:38 GMT -5
That amused me quite a lot too, Choco  |
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Post by steelsheen on Mar 24, 2006 18:35:19 GMT -5
Funny!
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Post by Geberia on Apr 23, 2006 18:45:38 GMT -5
Seeing that many people have printed their poems here lately, I was thinking I might do so with mine one of these days |
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Post by Geberia on Aug 25, 2006 15:00:58 GMT -5
We need to start the randomness again lol.
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Post by steelsheen on Aug 25, 2006 16:26:15 GMT -5
Anorexic marshmallows blew up on mars!!!!
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Post by nella on Aug 25, 2006 20:23:17 GMT -5
I thought it was on Pluto... =D
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Post by nella on Aug 26, 2006 6:20:18 GMT -5
Okay, so right now I'm locked in the basement because my aunt and uncle are in town and I'm sleeping down here and they are in my room... I shoved a not under the door. Hopefully somone sees it. GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! (And there's no bathroom down here or anything...)
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Post by gynovia on Aug 26, 2006 10:55:02 GMT -5
ohno! i hope you get out!!!!.....although it would be intersting if you had to break open the door lol....  |
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Post by nella on Aug 26, 2006 20:28:07 GMT -5
I knocked and my mom let me out :-) It was quite interesting after I got out :-)
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Post by steelsheen on Aug 27, 2006 19:51:42 GMT -5
Heh heh heh.......
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Post by Geberia on Aug 28, 2006 10:23:58 GMT -5
Anorexic marshmallows blew up on mars!!!! lol, how can marshmallows be anorexic??! I thought it was their JOB to be fat and round ;D |
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Post by Geberia on Aug 28, 2006 10:24:27 GMT -5
Perhaps they were rebels.
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Post by nella on Aug 28, 2006 20:11:29 GMT -5
Haha! Good point... er, wait... there are supposed to be pointless. YOU BLEW IT!!
Just joking!! ;D
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Post by Frisianland on Sept 2, 2006 5:57:51 GMT -5
there once was a man from nuntucket.... don't worry i do not even know the limerick. I heard that line while watching 8 Simple rules.............................................................
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Post by Frisianland on Sept 2, 2006 5:58:39 GMT -5
is it rude.....
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Post by Frisianland on Sept 2, 2006 5:59:14 GMT -5
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Post by steelsheen on Sept 2, 2006 8:22:30 GMT -5
It can be.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
Do you call that bad?
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Post by steelsheen on Sept 2, 2006 8:23:06 GMT -5
But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.
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Post by steelsheen on Sept 2, 2006 8:23:43 GMT -5
Then there is a VERY disgusting one.... very very!
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Post by Geberia on Sept 2, 2006 11:08:15 GMT -5
oh wow, I had never heard that limerick......veeery intresting!
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Post by LilyJ on Sept 2, 2006 20:19:07 GMT -5
Hmm... There was an old man from Calcutta Who coated his tonsils with butta Thus reducing his snore From a thunderous roar To a soft, oleaginous mutta. That's my favorite one. |
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thats a good one Choco.
